{"product_id":"low-social-battery-unisex-heavyweight-tee","title":"Low Social Battery Unisex Heavyweight Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 1em; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eA polite warning label for when you have exhausted your daily allocation of small talk by 9:30 AM. For those whose energy gets instantly drained by icebreakers and networking events, this oversized tee sets clear expectations. All you need to do is look them in the eye, point at the shirt, and leave. And they will get the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 1.5em 0 0.6em; font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.4;\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 1em; padding-left: 1.25em; list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, loose fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 67.4% cotton, 32.6% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300 gsm (8.8 oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 1.5em 0 0.6em; font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.4;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 1em; padding-left: 1.25em; list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eMachine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eIron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0 0 0.4em; padding: 0; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 1.5em 0 0.6em; font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.4;\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" role=\"region\" style=\"max-width: 100%; overflow-x: auto; margin: 0 0 1em;\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; 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