{"product_id":"unisex-premium-sweatshirt","title":"The \"Email Didn't Find Me Well\" Sweatshirt","description":"It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under \"Professional Development.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with \"Just bubbling this up,\" this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz\/y² (288.2 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tightly knit 3-end fleece \u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.","brand":"HR Gone Wild","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45092588814451,"sku":"4763454_11254","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45092588847219,"sku":"4763454_11255","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45092588879987,"sku":"4763454_11256","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45092588912755,"sku":"4763454_11257","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45092588945523,"sku":"4763454_11258","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/1448\/9971\/files\/unisex-premium-sweatshirt-black-front-6a4ad28e69c2c.jpg?v=1783288471","url":"https:\/\/hrgonewild.com\/products\/unisex-premium-sweatshirt","provider":"HR Gone Wild","version":"1.0","type":"link"}