The "Could've Been A Shirt" Oversized Tee
Black / M
$36.00
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$36.00
Regular price
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You didn't align. You sat in muted, soul-crushing silence for 47 minutes while someone shared their screen to read a Google Doc aloud, word for word. You stared into the void of your own Zoom square, desperately calculating if you have enough sick days left to fake a sudden, localized power outage.
This tee is the physical manifestation of your inner monologue during every mandatory "quick sync" that lacks an agenda. Featuring a bold, neon gradient that demands to be read even on a 720p laptop camera, this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your absolute refusal to participate. It is the perfect WFH uniform, clearly signaling to your screen-sharing colleagues that your camera is on, your microphone is off, and your patience for "taking this offline" is completely exhausted.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
The "Could've Been A Shirt" Oversized Tee
$36.00
Sale price
$36.00
Regular price
This tee is the physical manifestation of your inner monologue during every mandatory "quick sync" that lacks an agenda. Featuring a bold, neon gradient that demands to be read even on a 720p laptop camera, this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your absolute refusal to participate. It is the perfect WFH uniform, clearly signaling to your screen-sharing colleagues that your camera is on, your microphone is off, and your patience for "taking this offline" is completely exhausted.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |