The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Oversized Tee
French Navy / S
$36.00
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$36.00
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"Hope this email finds you well."
It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under "Professional Development."
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Highly breathable, unlike your day
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Oversized Tee
$36.00
Sale price
$36.00
Regular price
It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under "Professional Development."
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Highly breathable, unlike your day
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.