"Just Do It" is a fantastic piece of advice for people who are trying to climb Mount Everest or finish a marathon. It is terrible advice for a Tuesday afternoon when you have already sat through four status updates that could have been text messages. This hat is a corporate survival mechanism designed to counter the toxic positivity of the modern open concept office. While overachievers are busy optimizing their workflows and leaning in, your current operational goal is strictly limited to staring blankly at your monitor until it is socially acceptable to log off. Pull the brim low to communicate your baseline boundary to anyone carrying a clipboard. When leadership asks for a volunteer to spearhead a new cross functional committee, you do not need to check your calendar or draft a polite refusal. Your forehead has already provided the answer.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle