Do Not Locate Me Laptop Sleeve
13″
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
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Do Not Locate Me Laptop Sleeve
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
Made just for you, once you order. Because each piece is printed on demand, we can't accept change-of-mind returns or size exchanges. Please see size guide so you can find your best fit. Returns policy
Losing your corporate hardware is not a crisis. It is a spontaneous vacation. This sleeve provides clear, aggressive instructions to anyone who might try to ruin your peace by returning your device too quickly. It establishes a strict three to five business day waiting period before anyone is allowed to locate you.
You are untrackable. You are off the grid. You need a break from work. Let the hardware stay lost.
Details
- 100% neoprene
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | |
| 13″ | 13 ½ | 10 ½ | ⅝ |
| 15″ | 14 ¾ | 11 ¼ | ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | HEIGHT (cm) | |
| 13″ | 34.3 | 26.7 | 1.5 |
| 15″ | 37.3 | 28.5 | 1.5 |