The "Do Not Locate Me" Laptop Sleeve
13″
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
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Losing your corporate hardware is not a crisis. It is a spontaneous vacation. This sleeve provides clear, aggressive instructions to anyone who might try to ruin your peace by returning your device too quickly. It establishes a strict three to five business day waiting period before anyone is allowed to locate you.
You are untrackable. You are off the grid. You need a break from work. Let the hardware stay lost.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
The "Do Not Locate Me" Laptop Sleeve
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
You are untrackable. You are off the grid. You need a break from work. Let the hardware stay lost.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | |
| 13″ | 13 ½ | 10 ½ | ⅝ |
| 15″ | 14 ¾ | 11 ¼ | ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | HEIGHT (cm) | |
| 13″ | 34.3 | 26.7 | 1.5 |
| 15″ | 37.3 | 28.5 | 1.5 |