The "Do Not Unzip" Laptop Sleeve
13″
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
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Your laptop is not just a computer. It is a hazardous containment unit for active calendar invites, manufactured urgency, and unsolicited feedback. This sleeve provides a strict, protective boundary between you and the corporation. When completely closed, it is clinically proven to block 99 percent of your workload.
Do not break the seal outside of working hours. Keep the deliverables quarantined.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
The "Do Not Unzip" Laptop Sleeve
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
Do not break the seal outside of working hours. Keep the deliverables quarantined.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | |
| 13″ | 13 ½ | 10 ½ | ⅝ |
| 15″ | 14 ¾ | 11 ¼ | ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | HEIGHT (cm) | |
| 13″ | 34.3 | 26.7 | 1.5 |
| 15″ | 37.3 | 28.5 | 1.5 |