The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Crop Tee
XS
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
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"Hope this email finds you well."
It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under "Professional Development."
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Crop Tee
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under "Professional Development."
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk