The 'Labor Extractor' Honesty Sticker
$3.50
Sale price
$3.50
Regular price
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Let’s be real about that folding metal rectangle on your desk.
Your company-issued laptop isn't a "creativity portal" or an "engine for synergy." It is a highly efficient machine designed to siphon away your youth, energy, and weekend plans, instantly converting them into a slight bump in the CEO's stock portfolio.
This sticker finally puts an honest warning label on your hardware. Just brace yourself for a very funny conversation with the IT department when you eventually have to hand it back.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
The 'Labor Extractor' Honesty Sticker
$3.50
Sale price
$3.50
Regular price
Your company-issued laptop isn't a "creativity portal" or an "engine for synergy." It is a highly efficient machine designed to siphon away your youth, energy, and weekend plans, instantly converting them into a slight bump in the CEO's stock portfolio.
This sticker finally puts an honest warning label on your hardware. Just brace yourself for a very funny conversation with the IT department when you eventually have to hand it back.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |