The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Sweatshirt
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$46.00
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It didn't. It never does. It found you at 11:45 PM on a Thursday while you were frantically trying to reconcile a pivot table that has lost all structural integrity. It found you staring into the abyss of your inbox, wondering if you can expense a therapy session under "Professional Development."
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Sweatshirt
$46.00
Sale price
$46.00
Regular price
This heavyweight tee is the visual manifestation of your actual, unredacted auto-reply. Featuring a highly accurate, data-driven schematic of your central nervous system after receiving a message that begins with "Just bubbling this up," this shirt saves you the trouble of verbally explaining your burnout. It is the perfect off-duty uniform for the weekend, clearly signaling to friends and family that your remaining bandwidth is strictly zero.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.