This is not a water bottle. It is a fully leveraged utility vehicle designed to transport pure unadulterated survival. Whether you are hoarding ice cold water or rationing your fourth double espresso of the morning, this double insulated thermos ensures your core operating temperature remains stable while your mental state depreciates. It is the only asset in your portfolio guaranteed to yield a return on investment today.

Its durable stainless steel construction with a powder-coat finish is scratch and fade-resistant, while the spill-proof design and wide opening make it practical for everyday use. 

• Stainless steel with copper insulation
• 22 oz. (650 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm)
• Weight: 363 g
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade-resistant
• Powder-coat finish
• BPA-free