The "Quick Question" Survival Mug
$13.50
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$13.50
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A standard cup of coffee is for people who are actually rested. You are not. You are doing the work of three people while leadership discovers the word 'innovation'. It takes exactly twenty ounces of caffeine to generate the patience required for a 'productive day'. A regular mug will not cover the baseline exhaustion. You need industrial volume. This massive piece of drinkware creates a 4.3-inch physical wall between you and the rest of the office. Coworkers must wait until all twenty ounces are gone before they can approach you with a 'quick question'.
It is built from solid ceramic.
It holds a full 20 ounces.
It stands 4.3 inches (10.9 cm) tall and 3.7 inches (9.3 cm) wide.
It is lead and BPA-free.
It safely survives the dishwasher and the microwave.
Take your time drinking it. The deliverables can wait.
The "Quick Question" Survival Mug
$13.50
Sale price
$13.50
Regular price
It is built from solid ceramic.
It holds a full 20 ounces.
It stands 4.3 inches (10.9 cm) tall and 3.7 inches (9.3 cm) wide.
It is lead and BPA-free.
It safely survives the dishwasher and the microwave.
Take your time drinking it. The deliverables can wait.