The "Threat Level" Coffee Mug
11 oz
$10.00
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$10.00
Regular price
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A ceramic status indicator for the morning routine.
Your team does not need to guess if you have 'bandwidth' for a 'quick sync.' They just need to check the liquid level. When the cup is full, the risk of approaching you is at its peak. As the caffeine enters your system, the threat slowly downgrades from complete hostility, to async communication, and finally, basic human function.
It holds enough coffee to get you to 10 AM. It prevents unsolicited small talk.
Keep it visible. Let the drinkware set the boundary.
The "Threat Level" Coffee Mug
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
Your team does not need to guess if you have 'bandwidth' for a 'quick sync.' They just need to check the liquid level. When the cup is full, the risk of approaching you is at its peak. As the caffeine enters your system, the threat slowly downgrades from complete hostility, to async communication, and finally, basic human function.
It holds enough coffee to get you to 10 AM. It prevents unsolicited small talk.
Keep it visible. Let the drinkware set the boundary.